January 2010
84 posts
Free champagne and me ;)
Who wants to come over??
Jan 1st
December 2009
80 posts
Is anyone planning to come to new york ever?
I would love to hang out with you if you were.
Dec 31st
I want to be a fatass tomorrow.
New years eve. Why not? :] i also want champagne!!
Dec 31st
khallelalaine: togetherwiththesundown: I love when someone remembers tiny things i say that seem unimportant. it makes me feel like they actually listen to me, which doesn’t happen very often. the smallest things mean the most to me, so remember them to prove you care.
Dec 31st
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bendthelight: AND THEN WE’RE GONNA FIND OUR BEST FRIEND DOUG AND WE’RE GONNA GIVE HIM A BEST FRIEND HUG. BEST MOVIE EVER. PEEINGMYSELFMOAR
Dec 31st
Lamb's head found in Ikea microwave →
mike-: “West Chester police are looking for someone with a “baaad” sense of humor - someone who thinks it’s funny to leave a frozen lamb’s head inside a store’s display microwave oven.” Yeah, EWW. West Chester is not too far from where I live. I peed myself.
Dec 31st
cake mania, zoo tycoon and roller coaster tycoon.
fuck yes <3
Dec 31st
Favorite Words:
effervescence pertussis
Dec 30th
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These were my goals in January.
Lets see what I’ve accomplished - (Bold) 1. Don’t stay on the computer so much 2. Study more, get better grades. 3. Don’t spend all of my money in one day. 4. Make more friends. 5. Write more poetry. 6. Take more pictures. 7. Stop being lazy. 8. Get out of the house more often. 9. Stop worrying and just go with the flow. 10. Be more spontaneous. 11. Get a boyfriend. 12. Stop...
Dec 30th
I want you to be happy, but then again, I want to...
Dec 30th
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The 2000s - 2004
Olympics! Tsunami day after Xmas in SE Asia :\ John Kerry nominated with Joe Lieberman for President & VP Kerry & Leiberman lose to Bush. fuckers. Gay marriage in Massachusetts No weapons of mass destruction in iraq (no shit.) patriots win the superbowl. fuckers. USC is NCAAF champions <333 Martha Stewart - five months in prison (she got to go on a fucking beach, bullshit.) ...
Dec 30th
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The 2000s - 2003
Iraq war Columbia shuttle explodes Arnold Schwarzenegger becomes the Governator American Idol - Season 2 - Clay Aiken - lmfao. Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix - book comes out Finding Nemo - saw that shit for my b-day Justin Timberlake goes solo John Cash & June Carter Cash die - so romantic <3 Bob Hope, John Ritter die Gregory Peck died <3 
Dec 30th
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The 2000s - 2002
Pennsylvania miners rescued after spending 77 hours in a dark, flooded mine shaft (i remember that!!!) Patriots won the superbowl Eminem released 8 Mile The Second Harry Potter film was released My big fat greek wedding!!! The Lovely Bones & The Nanny Diaries Rosemary Clooney, John Gotti (<3333 jk lmfaoooo), Johnny Unitas (SHIT, HES DEAD?!?!), died.
Dec 30th
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The 2000s - 2001
9/11 Anthrax Yankees & Giants lost in World Series/Superbowl The first Harry Potter movie came out!!!! George Harrison died Again I was like 6, don’t remember much from this time period
Dec 30th
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The 2000s - Year 2000
Bush got elected. what the fuck were we thinking? at least eight years of pure entertainment. sick sick entertainment though. Charles Schulz died Yankees won the world series A lot of other stuff probably happened. But I was 5, so I don’t remember much.
Dec 30th
Today.
I was with my best friend. We went to Carvel. Yes, it is cold, stfu. We each got a cone. We run into my ex, his sister (one of my friends), and his dad. SO AWKWARD. also, the fact I want to get back with my ex. but you know. fldsjflkdsjfal felt so fat.
Dec 30th
When signing up for tumblr..,
Tumblr should block any website that will be used for harm. Only rainbows, kitties, cute boys and rainbows. No rumors or websites that tell you people die.
Dec 29th
Today
Went to times square Slapped 12 tourists (go die, all tourists please) Went to union square (clearly 12x better than times square) Went to cosi. Had a flatbreadorgasm Went to forever 21. Had a shopping orgasm. Went to urban outfitters. Had a hipstergasm Went to pinkberry. Had a Froyobaby
Dec 29th
Avenged sevenfold story (?)
So my ex’s playback ring like what you heard when you called him… Was burn it down by avenged sevenfold… I memorized it, downloaded it, and listen to it semi-often. I hate that music, but the song just is deep. I think it’s really sad this guy died, but it doesn’t really affect me. Yeah
Dec 29th
I like being inconsistent
Or not needy. Or obssessive. You know? It feels better than you’d think
Dec 29th
I iz ded.
Vry Ded.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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Clearly, I like me some Salinger.
Dec 27th
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Third Favorite Short Story Ever - For Esme - with... →
Dec 27th
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Second Favorite Short Story Ever - A Perfect Day... →
Dec 27th
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My favorite short story ever - The Heart of a... →
Dec 27th
I hate Opera. Worst browser ever. Deleting right...
Dec 27th
Bold the truth.
spazzingforperfection: maver:stitches4veins:amberisanowl:ferdowsi:moderrnlove:nonbelieversgobeyondbelief: saysomethingclever:crashcourselove:unfgirlunf:kicksenselessmydefenses: 1. I’m a boy. 2. I’m gay. 3. I’ve kissed a girl. 4. I’ve kissed a boy. 5. I have a facebook account. 6. I have a myspace account. 7. I know who Sid Vicious is. 8. I wear glasses. 9. I’m left-handed. 10. I’m...
Dec 27th
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It's football time.
Dec 27th
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I found something I'm good at in 2009, and got my...
For once, I’m proud of myself. I don’t think I’ve ever really felt that way.
Dec 27th
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I think and hope that 2010 will be better.
2009 wasn’t exactly disappointing. In fact, it was better than past years in many ways. 10th grade is a million times better than 9th. I’m not with the people I hate in any of my classes. I’ve made a lot of new friends, and enjoy my role on the football team. Sometimes, I wish I were closer to the guys, but they’re seniors and I’m just a sophomore. And anyway, I...
Dec 27th
This break seems shorter than usual.
What I’ve Done so far hung out with friends on christmas eve and yesterday exchanged presents opened presents from family went to church like seven times done hw wii What I Plan on Doing Going into the city, a few times Watching football have a sleep over or two see my friend run track wii download music What have you done this vacation?
Dec 27th
I've been playing wii fit for 22 mins and I feel...
(via briannebott) did you get wii fit also? how freaking amazing is it??
Dec 26th
loz-jpg: I should stop acting like we’re in a relationship. I should draw myself back so I’m not thinking that way, because we aren’t together properly, and I keep letting myself fall into thinking that we are. Until things are certain one way or another, I should really just be neutral on everything. But then my emotions would be hold and that would suck. Gaahhhhhhh! This whole thing is so...
Dec 24th
Has anyone heard Weezer's "We Wish You a Merry...
I love it. :D
Dec 24th
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Who knew there were so many pasta blitz places? Oh... →
Dec 24th
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I need to go here. →
Dec 24th
Is this relevant? →
clitorisaurus: (via piniyopo) Man, I remember when shock websites were something remarkable.  I’ve seen three brand-fucking-new shock sites today, and none of them were particularly valuable. Now it’s just sick fucks lookin’ for fame.  Maybe soon they’ll legalize CP.  Then at least something good will have come of all of this. I hate my life.
Dec 24th
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I've had period sex.
I would never. Especially if it was heavy. If I was spotty, and like there was a moment in which the guy knew I was on my period and we were both fine with it. But it sounds really gross. Blood and sex and ew. loz-jpg: nigelnopants: no biggie. Never. Ewww.
Dec 24th
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Tampon story
Once, while at work, I had my period. I allowed two of my children to go through my bag. Not remembering I had my tampons in there, I was very confused when the two girls asked me what the two yellow things were. I had to explain to them that they couldn’t tell any of the boys in the group because it was a secret just for girls. And they wanted to know what the two yellow things did. So...
Dec 24th
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I am on tampon side, but will root for pads when...
Dec 24th
Dec 23rd
SHIT. i need to learn how to use queue.
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
This was actually on one of my finals: Test...
Dec 23rd
Our kitten had fallen asleep in our filing cabinet...
Dec 23rd
While playing on the playground with my class, a...
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd